Mike Hayes' Cartoons

I had the temerity to submit these cartoons to Private Eye, a magazine I've subscribed to for several years.
(I can recommend it; it should be compulsory reading in the UK!)

Anyway, the cartoons were not used. The first two didn't get any response at all and the third one led to an email saying something like 'Nope! No good.' I beg to differ but, whatever, here they are.

My image of Yehudi Menuhin as a lad.

This was stimulated by a spate of 'are you looking at my bird' jokes.